And the best line of the day is…

“Why a fur seal would indulge in such extreme sexual behaviour is unclear.”

Indeed.

So I found this great article on the BBC news site - a young male seal trying to mate with a penguin - sex unknown.

Despite the odd subject matter the article is reported with seriousness (since it DID happen afterall) which just leads to some class lines such as “The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it.”

And then: “The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail.”

*snickers*

Read it for yourself if you don’t believe me: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm